campus was finally reopened today, first time they've cancelled classes for three consecutive days because of weather. so i thought i'd send a short note to the one i hate...
dear blizzard,
i hate you. but thank you for showing me the light, i will move somewhere warm and never see your mean, punkass, suffocating self again.
hating you always,
me
ps - thanks for placing that ice in just the right spot so i would slip and fall in the parking lot, that slide was the best. i needed that limp in my step too.